Hey Kermit…. I ate you and all of your little frog friends. And guess what? I shared you with Christine and Marie in Paris…Jeremiah Zetty, you were spared by proximity alone. I would sleep with one eye open, I know how delicious Frog legs are.
Oh, and your girlfriend, Miss Piggy, I ate all of her porky little friends too…nomnomnom
Schnitzel in Frankfurt, A vending machine ham sandwich in France and Curry Wurst in Berlin
Hey Moo Cow…I ate the shit out of you. Milk, cheese, steaks…you're lucky I spared your tongue in Rome.
and most of the time I had lamb paired with some kind of goat cheese. yum yum yum
I've been eating lots of fish. I've ordered fillets. I have had fish filleted at the table, I've had them in stews and as steaks…but this one….still had eyes and a tail. It was literally turned inside out.
For those of you deer fans, I've taken it a step further with Kudu, Springboks and Oryx. I ate a Springboks steak in Swakopmund, Oryx while camping and all three of these fine creatures in Namibia on a kabob.
Mystery Meat…puppy? I really hope this wasn't dog. I was in Ethiopia and there were a LOT of stray dogs around. It had a weird texture so I asked what kind of meat it was and they said "beef". I asked if it was "Beef from a cow" and he nodded, but I didn't have another spoonful because I didn't entirely believe him 100%. I really, really hope it was beef from a cow...
|Ethiopian Mystery Meat|
And finally, while in Australia, I ate a kangaroo. Hippety Hop, Hippety Hop…while sitting with a vegan, no less. hee hee hee.
I gotta say, kangaroo is not my favorite. It kind of had the texture of sausage meat and was a bit gritty. I probably wouldn't order it again, but if that was all there was to eat, I definitely wouldn't starve in lieu of eating it.