Friday, May 16, 2014

Cruisin’ down the Yangtze River, China

While in China, I had the opportunity to take a 7-day cruise down the Yangtze River on the Victoria Cruises Sophia ship (http://www.victoriacruises.com).  Pretty fancy for a vagabond, I know.  This entire trip was fancy from start to finish!


Safety first: They had a person on each platform to tell you to "watch your step" and "welcome".  Gotta employ 1.4 billion somehow!

I used a tour operator called, Pacific Delight Tours (http://www.pacificdelighttours.com) while in Chongqing and they organized my stay at the JW Marriott, right in the city center!  But first, they picked me up from the airport upon arrival - sign and all (I wish I had taken a picture). Then, they picked me up at 8am and drove me to the port!

The ship was amazing.  Way better than I had expected.  After our cruise in Halong Bay, Vietnam where we nearly starved to death sharing a 1.5KG fish with 8 other passengers, I expected a sub par ship with musty cabins, overworked staff and slim pickins in the food department.

Balconies galore aboard the Victoria Cruises Yangtze River cruise
What I got was of the “is this really happening?” variety.  The ship was gigantic with layers and layers of balconies and there were porters that carried my luggage onto the ship.  Needless to say, I had the only “backpack” on board.  But I think I should start from the beginning...

Unfortunately, Mother Nature was taking her wrath out on poor China and dumped a thick cloud of fog onto the Yangtze River grounding the cruise ship in Fengdu, China.  Victoria Cruises was prepared for the disruption and sent luxury motor coaches to pick us up at the port and transport us 2 hours to Fengdu.  And, Pacific Delight Tours already knew about the disruption up front and had prepared me for the change in plans prior to arriving at the port.  It was absolutely seamless.

Honestly, I slept most of the bus ride, but I did converse with a group of Golden-aged Aussies that were obviously on a group holiday together.  The scenery on the road was incredible.  I found out later that it was a newer highway that was relatively uncongested.  We were able to see landscapes, villages and scenery that would be obstructed by traffic and congestion in the next decade.  What was originally a disappointment, in hindsight was actually a treat.

When we arrived at the ship, it was huge.  As I mentioned before, there were 3 floors of balconies plus a sundeck on top.  The porter lifted my bag off of the bus and followed me onto the boat using a long bamboo pole between his shoulders carrying 4 bags at once.  It was like something out of a cartoon.  He was tiny, but so strong.

Chinese porter playing Popeye with the bags
I was assigned a Superior cabin on the 4th floor, which was kind of like the Executive Level of a hotel. I was also upgraded to the Executive Amenities Program which included laundry service, happy-hour and free wi-fi!  It was totally bad ass. And considering I have only been doing laundry every 7-10 days for the past year, it was truly a luxury to unpack all of my clothes, hang them in the closet and I got to wear my lucky undies twice that week!

My Superior Cabin room
The rooms were larger than I expected and contained more storage than I had expected.  My room contained 2 separate beds that were extremely comfortable and were conveniently equipped with light switches and power controls just above the headboard.  So, I resisted the urge to sleep in a new bed each night, but instead used the second bed as a dressing table and layed out all of my clothes!

The in-cabin bathrooms were clean, contemporary and the water pressure and temperature were top-notch.  I never had to worry about having a hot shower and I finally could step barefoot in the shower without being grossed out.  I was truly being spoiled on this cruise.

The common areas had plenty of comfortable seats, strong Internet signal and power outlets for those using kindles, computers etc.  The boat was equipped with a roof deck, (which I didn’t use because the weather sucked), a clinic, a gym, a manicurist, a masseuse, and a game room with a small library containing heaps of books in English, German and Chinese. 

Roof Deck!  God, I wish the weather had cooperated

The Yangtze Room is where all the fun happens
Yangtze Room bar.  Photo courtesy of Victoria Cruises

On Board artists actually painting and sculpting during the cruise

Lots of opportunities to shop…even stuff available on my vagabond budget

Wanna tinker with a Chinese string instrument?  Try the guzheng, they have 2!

Day 1:
After we had a chance to unpack our things, we had a chance to enjoy lunch which included several Chinese and western dishes to choose from.  Since I was upgraded to the Amenities Program and Executive floor, I was in a private dining room of only 40 people or so.  There was a larger dining room on the first floor, but I was happy to join the Golden Aussies for lunch since I had met them earlier on the bus.

Afterward, we were split into groups and introduced to an experienced local guide for a tour of Fengdu.  We were forewarned that there were nearly 800 steps up to the different temples to which there were a few whispers of concern from some of the golden oldies to my right. 



Then I looked around the main deck and realized that I was the youngest person by 30 years on the entire boat, except for a sweet little 5 year old German girl and her parents, who were traveling with their parents on a family vacation of sorts.  

My Yangtze River Bestie, Lisa!

There were 3 other people under 65 as well.  2 were newlyweds, I think, I’m not sure because they did not utter one word or glance toward me.  How is that possible, really?  Isn’t there camaraderie in similarity?  I could hear them speaking German and I know they heard me speaking German to my 5-year old best friend, but whatever.  There was another under-60 who had an amazing Paul Bunion-type ginger beard that was escorting his golden-oldie girlfriend around.  They looked so happy and in-love, it was awesome.  But, no, they didn’t talk to me either. 

Whatever, I met amazing people on-board, the coolest by a landslide were Leith and Sandy.  They were also Golden Aussies, but not associated with the large bus load that I had met earlier that day.  I had the pleasure of sitting next to them for every meal and felt like I hit the jackpot with the best seat in the house because their stories were incredible!  AND, they have the coolest surname ever…MITCHELL.  We told stories, jokes and poked fun at others and each other every day.  It was so much fun.

Clearly, the 3 coolest people on board.  It's natural that they would all be MITCHELL's

The tour of Fengdu was nice. Fengdu is known as the Ghost City or the City of Spirits. Our local guide had an amazing chartreuse blazer with leather laser cutouts on.  The color made it very easy to find her, but I found myself imagining ways to steal her jacket from her during the trip.



We scaled the steps, called out to some Chinese Gods (Heng and Ha) to allow us to enter the temple, then crossed the 3 gates of the Ghost city, The bridge, the gate and the ball.

The Gods guarding the Ghost City


The Bridge actually consisted of 3 bridges, one for health, one for wealth and one for love.  We all crossed the love one.  You had to do that hand-in-hand with your true love in fewer than 9 steps which signifies “forever”.  Obviously, I crossed alone….this was worse than the stupid love lock bridge!

9-steps away to true love forever

On either side of the love bridge was the health bridge and the wealth bridge.  We had to choose one to cross on the way back.  I chose health.

At least on the love lock bridge, people don't know you're solo...

Next up was the Stairs to heaven.  We had to hold our breath and walk up 33 stairs without breathing and we would be sure to go to heaven.  Success.  See you up there, folks.


Finally, was the ball.  It was basically a rock in a box.  Women had to stand on it with their right foot (men with their left) for 3 seconds and look up to the scripture on the temple and they would have completed the last obstacle to the Ghost City.  Success…again.  What can I say? I’m an overachiever.

 

Obviously, along the way there were lots of Buddha's and statues.  But, there was also an iron bowl of water that looked like it was boiling when you rubbed your hands on either side.  The friction created vibrations that made the water dance.




Everyone made it back successfully from the Fengdu trek, even the oldest couple on board, Vera (89) and Brian (80)!  And afterward, the ship set sail and we enjoyed a cocktail and appetizers at the Captain’s Welcome Reception prior to a nice buffet dinner.

I have to give a huge shout out to the staff aboard Victoria Cruises. The staff on this ship was super competent, friendly and professional.  Victoria Cruises far exceeds par by employing 117 crew members for just over 200 passengers – that’s a ratio of nearly 2:1 and the exemplary service is noted while on board.  Extra Bonus: Victoria Cruises continually give their employees English classes so all of the crew members exposed to passengers have at least a basic understanding of English.  This, in particular I found as a relief since we were traveling in a country where the words for “thank you” and “toilet” are too similar to decipher with an untrained western ear.  “Xie Xie” (“Shea Shea” is thank you, “She She” is toilet)

On the second day we passed through the city of Wushan, home of the 3 Gorges.  We were super lucky with the weather in that it was relatively sunny.  It was colder than I would have liked, but nearly everything in the northern hemisphere also fit that complaint.  The first gorge, Qutang Gorge, was beautiful.  I’m not sure if it was the most spectacular because it was the first or because it really was spectacular.

Cruising down the Yangtze River!

Entering the first Gorge, Qutang Gorge
There are hanging coffin's hanging from this Gorge.  The Gorge is so gigantic that they are barely visible.  In this photo, you can see it, but honestly, it looks like a shadow.  Good luck searching…
HINT: the hanging coffin is near the cave...



The second gorge, Wu Gorge was definitely the most beautiful.



The cruise director, Aaron was knowledgeable about the Yangtze River and conducted an interesting lecture about the history and specifics of the river while passing through the 3 Gorges.  His English is superb and he was very warm to both western and Chinese passengers. He was funny without being flippant or crude and made all of the passengers feel comfortable and informed during the many weather interruptions.

The 3rd day was another sailing day.  We passed by the 3rd of the three gorges and got to take a really awesome excursion into one of the tributaries feeding into the Yangtze River.  Our local guide and her guide in training were super friendly.  The tributary was really neat and they sang us some local songs along the way.  They were really excited that they knew some English songs and made us all sing along to “If your happy and you know it clap your hands.”

Our local guide loved to sing!

Small tributary off the main Yangtze River


On the fourth day, we were grounded due to bad weather.  We were unable to pass into the ship locks during the night because the Chinese government had shut down the river going in the Eastern direction, so we were put behind 6-8 hours and ended up entering the locks in the middle of the night.  The following day, however, we stopped off at the dam to see the locks that our ship had passed through so we were able to see how they worked and the history and importance of its construction.

Fog plagued our trip from the start

Stairwell to the dam viewpoint


The Ship Locks move ships from 175m high water to 75m water through the course of five 20m drops






Entering one of the locks

The doors close and the water is gradually released from inside dropping the ship 20 meters (60 feet) into the next lock and so form until the ship drops 100M (300ft) in water level
The dam is very important to the Yangtze community.  Its creation displaced millions of people and they had to be relocated.  It has killed off many of the marine life as well, but its primary benefits far outweigh the minor setbacks.  It was designed to improve flood control, produce power and improve navigation on the river. We were told that the dam will produce enough energy to pay off its construction costs in 11 years, which is remarkable, if true.  Although it displaced millions of people, the 30m rise in the river between seasons devastated local farmers yearly.

During the last 3 days of our cruise, the ship hosted cabaret shows where the crew members danced in authentic, beautifully crafted costumes.  We learned about the lifestyles and customs of Chinese minority groups as well as the transition of dance, music and clothing style throughout the past 2000 years in China.  It provided a wealth of information infused inside a well-choreographed, professional and entertaining dance performance. It was not Las Vegas standard, but few are.  Several passengers commented on the high quality of the performance in comparison to other cruises they have experienced.  I particularly noticed the high quality fabric and haute couture craftiness of the costumes.  They were gorgeous!


Em and Lisa enjoying the show!
The costumes were high quality and amazing!
We even got to see the Dragon Dance...
…and kiss


Minority show

What about the food?  All cruises are about the food and after the last cruise, where I nearly lost 10lbs from starvation, this cruise was the complete opposite! The food was plentiful. Each meal included several choices of both Chinese and western food options. There was plenty of meat, vegetarian options, soup, salad and dessert for all.  If a dish ran out, it was immediately replaced and an individual serving was delivered to you personally as to not inconvenience you to walk back up to the buffet.  There were 3 plated dinners and 3 buffet dinners, all of which were hearty and delicious.  Every meal started with soup and they even had pizza one day, which was welcomed like an old friend after 3 weeks of noodles.

The weather just wouldn’t let up for the last 3-4 days of the trip.  Fog grounded us a second time.  The staff put together a lazy day of classes and demonstrations such as reflexology, Chinese 101, Trivia, and Chinese painting techniques to keep us entertained.  They even taught a group of us how to play Mahjong, which is basically gin rummy with a few more suits and dominos.

On the fifth day, we were headed to Wuhan, the largest city of central China.  Aside from playing a crucial part in the destruction of the Qing dynasty, it also houses the first bridge ever run over the Yangtze River and has the Hubei Provincial Museum housing instruments found in the Tomb of Prince Yi.  Amongst these instruments were the Chime Bells of Marquis Yi, 65 giant bronze bells that are played by several musicians at once.

Excavated bells found in the tomb

Replica bells used for concerts
It takes 11 musicians to play the 65-bell collection

We were lucky enough to view a concert with replica bells and it was beautiful.  They played traditional Chinese music and then finally, played a Western piece by Beethoven.

Fog, fog and more fog, BOO! We ended up having to end our cruise in Nanjing and get bussed into Shanghai.  It was only a 3-hour bus ride, but the ship would have taken way longer, so they made the right decision.  The ship did offer a morning trip to Nanjing for those that had time allowance, which I did.  So, we took a quick trip to the Zhongshan Mountain National Park saw some mausoleums, modeled for some pictures with some tourists and then hopped on the bus to Shanghai.

We took this trolley from the parking lot to the mausoleum

 

Love lock bridge…China edition

Still hopeful...


Everyone wants a photo with the "blonde white face"

Lions...
and dragons...
and statues, oh my...

Plus, big fat Buddha's to make you smile.


The Victoria Cruise down the Yangtze River was the best way to see the whole of China.  I felt safe, relaxed and entertained while seeing sights of the Yangtze River that are unavailable to the majority of tourists.  Victoria Cruises touched on all of the treasures of the river while allowing me to relax and indulge on amazing food and the spectacular sights of China.  Weather aside; it was a great way to spend a week. I was definitely not in their core demographic (65+, affluent, looking for Western amenities in China), but I had an outstanding time and would recommend it to any and all of my more mature friends.



Friday, May 9, 2014

Northern Thailand Water Play

Chai Lai Orchid Nature Bungalows (http://chailaiorchid.com) also organized a day trek through the Mae Wang Mountains and a ride down the river on a bamboo raft.



First, we hiked through rice fields and got a close up view on farming.

Trekking through rice paddies


Liv getting her farm on
Then we hiked over to a waterfall near Mae Wang Mountain.  Kelley and I were the only ones to jump in and it was absolutely FREEZING.  It was not refreshing at all, just painful.

Mai Wang Waterfall
This is a bridge?  Am I supposed to walk across this?

Look mom, no hands..more like no handrails!
It doesn't look cold...


until you're in it.
Faking it… its freezing
Smart cookie, Summer, didn't jump in
Our last stop on our day trip was on a bamboo raft down the river adjacent to Chai Lai Orchid.  We expected a 3ft x9ft raft, but this raft was 2ft x 20ft! It was so long, it did not take the corners well.  Since I was in the back, I got quite a jarring every now and then, but not enough to ruin our awesome ride.  It was so fun and relaxing.  It was an amazing way to wrap up Chiang Mai.

Seriously, you want us to sit on 8 Bamboo sticks!


Summer, Liv and Kelley on the bamboo raft

See ya later!









Long Neck Tribe, Northern Thailand

Chai Lai Orchid (http://chailaiorchid.com) arranged a day trip for us to visit the Long Neck Tribe's Village. The Long Neck Tribe is a group of exiled people from Myanmar who have no rights in Thailand.  They are not allowed to occupy jobs that Thai people could otherwise occupy and thus depend on tourism to maintain their humble lifestyle.

Long Neck Village marketplace

Long Neck woman and girl drying plants
The Long Neck Tribe believes that the beauty of a woman increases with each gold ring she lengthens her neck with.  Girls are fitted with rings at a very early age and they are very heavy.  There are conflicting views about the humanity of such a practice considering the medical strain it buts on the women's collarbones and sternum.  

Summer and Liv with the Long Neck girls
7 rings on a 7 year old
Summer trying it on for size
I've got nothing on this giraffesque beauty - 24 rings!
 They are expert weavers and make most of their money weaving and making jewelry for sale.

Long Neck weaver
One woman was playing the guitar and singing.  She was selling a CD of tribal music.  While she was singing, Summer and I decided to entertain her and her daughter with a dance accompaniment.






Patara Elephant Farm, Chiang Mai, Thailand


Our second day in Chiang Mai was the BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!  I feel sorry for my future husband because our wedding day probably won’t hold a candle to this unless we get married on elephants. Oh, and future kids, although I will likely love you eternally and with a force that I can never imagine prior to, the fact that you’re ripping me open will probably NOT make your birthday my best day ever…it will probably still be second to riding and bathing and caring for elephants!

We visited Patara Elephant Camp (http://www.pataraelephantfarm.com) and signed up to be elephant trainers for a day.  Patara Elephant Camp is not just an elephant sanctuary, but they are also a breeding facility with the hopes of increasing the elephant population.  Their elephants are not chained to a tree or restricted in anyway, really.




Summer and Emily…happiest day ever!
When we were introduced to our elephants, we had to greet them by raising our hand and calling out their name, accompanied by ‘cha’.  If they flapped their ears at us, we were accepted to be their partners.  We then greeted them with a basket of sugar cane and bananas that we were able to feed them by either putting it in their trunk or asking them to open their moths by saying “Bon” and feeding it directly onto their tongues.  Honestly, when they lift up their trunks, their mouths look like a giant vagina….its gross and fascinating at the same time.




I had mentioned earlier that they let the elephants roam free and they were not chained to trees….well, while everyone else was feeding their elephant, mine was apparently still hanging out in the jungle.  Boon Pat moseyed on down about 15 minutes later.  When he pushed through the jungle clearing, my jaw dropped and my eyes went agape.  He was enormous and he was the first elephant we had seen with GIANT TUSKS.  He was magnificent and I was proud that he was all mine.  I loved him instantly and knew we had been paired correctly.  He was a little bit flashy and little bit defiant, and super noisy.  During our trek he tooted out elephant tunes of defiance that were music to my ears.  I loved him and I loved that he like to talk and sing.

Boon Pat came out of the jungle 15 minutes after everyone else's.

After we’ve fed them their fruit, it was time to check their health. We inspected: Their skin - to see if they had been rotating while they were sleeping.  Elephants only sleep 4 hours per day.  They sleep for 40 minutes, then get up and roll over to the other side, and then keep alternating like that until its time to wake up for good. Tail activity – you need to make sure they are wagging their tail and flapping their ears

Eye boogers – Elephants eyes water all the time.  If they have eye drainage, it’s all good.
Toenail sweat – Elephants sweat in their toenails, if there is moisture between them, they are healthy; and
Their poo - to make sure they had eaten enough the day prior and that what they were eating was vegetarian based.

They made Liv pick up the poo.  And then they made her squeeze it to see if had moisture.  And then they made her smell it and break it apart into bits.  It was hilarious!


After we had ensured that they were all healthy,  we had to dust them off with branches of leaves and then it was time to bathe them in the river.  

 


This was my FAVORITE part!  We grabbed a hold of their ear and walked next to them down the hill saying “mai mai.” (come come) and into the water.  They splashed and rolled around a bit, then we were handed a bucket and a scrub brush and hopped on top of our elephants and gave them  good scrub down.  It was hard work.  Summer and I had giant elephants and it took nearly 40 minutes to get them all clean.


The trainers then lined all of us up for a photo and the elephants grabbed trunks full of water and soaked us all with a mixture of dirty river water and elephant snot.  It was glorious and I would do it every day of my life if I could.



Girls gone wild…elephant edition
We rode our elephants bareback for a 40-minute trek up a mountain and through the jungle.  

Emily and Boon Pat
Um, Summer are you going the wrong way?

Kelley riding through the jungle
Livvie riding bareback
We crossed through another river and arrived at our lunch spot where the guides had set up an amazing lunch of fried chicken, sticky rice, fruit and various rice patties made with coconut, bananas, and other veggies.  The food was outstanding and the best part about it was that anything that didn’t get eaten – and was vegetarian – we got to feed to our elephants!  So we packed up a bunch of food and went to spoil our new companions.


During lunch, we saw that our elephants took it upon themselves to roll in the mud and then subsequently in the river.  They were joined by a 10 month old baby elephant that we were able to play with as well.

  
Summer's elephant took a mud bath

Boon Pat was nice enough to shower off

Family Bath Time!
We hopped back on our elephants to return them to their ‘other’ trainers, said goodbye, snapped a couple photos and went on our way happy and fulfilled and longing to be a real life elephant caretaker.

Goodbye…for now!